I cleaned my house this weekend. I didn’t just clean it, I cleaned it with rigor! It was the kind of cleaning where it smelled clean and looked clean. It was eat off the floor clean. Ugh and I hate to clean. Then I spent the rest of my weekend making sure no food spilled on my floors, that the dishes didn’t pile in the sink, and that no one used the potty without my stamp of clean approval when they were done.
Don’t get me wrong, I love a clean house. I just don’t want to be the one to do it. There are many things I’d rather be doing than throwing on a movie or strapping my kids in a chair with a mound of snacks so that I can attack my house with a bunch of smelly cleaning supplies.
Just the look of the toilet as I approach it makes me want to gag, yet I strapped on my big yellow rubber gloves and attacked every inch of my house. Even my baseboards got cleaned and I have NEVER cleaned a baseboard in my life. I felt like a cleaning service except that I wasn’t getting paid for all my labor. It took me “A Bug’s Life” and “Beauty and the Beast” to get it done, but it got done baby. *Woot Woot* Sorry I had to give myself a proud high five. The stress of last week required a complete release of endorphins.
{I guess I should mention that the Hubby wasn’t just sitting around watching movies while I cleaned, he took both cars to get serviced. He needs high five too!}
I need a cleaning lady. I want a cleaning lady. But, for now, I am the cleaning lady. Oh, it pains me to say that. I hate to clean. If you only knew how much. I wish that the cleaning fairy would leave an envelope in my mailbox each week to pay for my cleaning lady. Does she exist?
So for now, since I’m the cleaning lady in my house, and I need to have a clean house, I’m going to need to divide up my chores to keep my sanity and make myself feel like a good wife. Here’s what I have so far:
Toilet Tuesdays: clean the bathrooms and toilets. {ugh}
Washing Wednesdays: get a start on my laundry so that it doesn’t pile up on the weekend
Training Thursdays: teach my kids how to clean, beginning with their playroom. Do child labor laws really apply here. just kidding.
Feel Fabulous Fridays: Dust the house and do some sewing so I can feel like a fabulous wife for getting so much cleaning done
Starting Fresh Saturdays: Wash all sheets and towels, put new sheets on beds.
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