If I could give you one piece of parenting advice, I would tell you to throw everything you thought you knew out the window.
There’s nothing that can prepare you for what kids will do when you’re not looking.
And short of putting them on a leash, and don’t it hasn’t crossed my mind,
I’m not smarter that I was before Katelyn was born.
I always thought that being a stay at home mom would be easy.
24 hours of fun, with 12 hours of glorious sleep every night.
I was lied to.
And the only reason I laughed at Kyle’s Facebook post when I saw it was because it happened to him.
While I safely enjoyed dinner with friends across town,
this happened to him.
Now excuse me while I go bleach her hands for the millionth time!
Please tell me I’m not the only one this happens to!